Reality

Having glow-in-the-dark braces is 

so. totally. awesome.

EXCEPT...

they kinda make your mouth hurt,

you shouldn't eat a lot of popcorn, 

(which happens to be your FAVORITE treat)

if they DO glow-in-the-dark... who actually gets to see that?

and it's virtually impossible to play the saxophone,

without a great amount of pain.

(at least he was pretending to play -- good boy!)

Despite all of that, 

he's STILL thinking they're a pretty great thing!